双语寓言故事 只治“外”科

　　There was a doctor who claimed to be good at treating surgical cases.

　　有位医生，自称擅长治疗外科疾病。

　　One day, a general was struck by an arrow from the enemy on the battlefield. The arrow had penetrated into his flesh, so he called for the "surgeon".

　　一天，有位武将在战场上中了敌人的飞箭，箭头穿进了皮肉。他命人请来了这位鈥溚饪柒�澮缴�。

　　The general told him what had happened. The "surgeon" said repeatedly:

　　武将把情况对这位鈥溚饪柒�澮缴�一讲，他连声说：

　　"The treatment is easy！ The treatment is easy！"

　　鈥満弥危『弥危♀��

　　He took up a pair of sharp scissors, and with a snap cut off the exposed arrow shaft. He handed over the arrow shaft to the general and said:

　　只见他拿起一把锋利的剪刀，鈥溸青赈�澮簧�，把露在皮肤外面的箭杆剪掉了。他就把箭杆交给武将，说：

　　"It's done. Please give me my pay."

　　鈥満昧耍�请你付酬金吧！鈥�

　　These words left the general not knowing whether to laugh or to cry. He said to the "surgeon":

　　武将被他弄得哭笑不得，对鈥溚饪柒�澮缴�说：

　　"The arrow head is still in my flesh. You must get it out quickly."

　　鈥溂�头还留在皮肉里面，必须赶快取出来呀！

　　The "surgeon" said:

　　鈥澱馕烩�溚饪柒�澮缴�说：

　　"The arrow head in the flesh is a matter of internal medicine and has nothing to do with my `surgery'.，，

　　鈥溂�头在皮肉里面，这是内科的事了，与我鈥樛饪柒�櫸薰亍ｂ��