The Monkey and the Nuts

　　A CERTAIN City desiring to purchase a site for a public Deformatory

　　procured an appropriation from the Government of the country.

　　Deeming this insufficient for purchase of the site and payment of

　　reasonable commissions to themselves, the men in charge of the

　　matter asked for a larger sum, which was readily given. Believing

　　that the fountain could not be dipped dry, they applied for still

　　more and more yet. Wearied at last by their importunities, the

　　Government said it would be damned if it gave anything. So it gave

　　nothing and was damned all the harder.