The Wolf Who Would Be a Lion

　　A FOOLISH Fellow who had been told that he was a great man believed

　　it, and got himself appointed a Commissioner to the Interasylum

　　Exposition of Preserved Idiots. At the first meeting of the Board

　　he was mistaken for one of the exhibits, and the janitor was

　　ordered to remove him to his appropriate glass case.

　　"Alas!" he exclaimed as he was carried out, "why was I not content

　　to remain where the cut of my forehead is so common as to be known

　　as the Pacific Slope?"