双语笑话 学校缓行
Warning
Several weeks after our son began his freshman year at Alma College in Michigan， my husband and I decided to visit him。 I was careful to call him a few days in advance to 鈥渨arn鈥� him that we would be coming。 When we arrived at the dorm， however， I was taken aback by the disarray of his room。 鈥淔orgot we were coming， didn鈥榯 you？鈥� I teased。
鈥淎re you kidding？鈥� he replied， 鈥淲hy else would I have bothered to clean？鈥�
提醒
我们的儿子是密歇根州阿尔马大学的新生，开学几个星期之后，我和丈夫决定去看看他。我特意提前给他打电话，鈥溙嵝砚�澦颐墙饬佟５堑蔽颐抢吹剿奚崾保姆考淞杪也豢埃曳浅３跃ｂ�溚宋颐且矗前桑库�澪胰⌒λ� 鈥溈裁赐嫘Γ库�湥卮鹚担�溡晃移臼裁捶焉翊蛏ǎ库��
Ground Rules
One of my favorite teachers at Southeast Missouri State University in Cape Girardeau was known of his droll sense of humor。 Explaining his ground rules to one freshman class， he said， 鈥淣ow I know my lectures can often be dry and boring， so I don鈥榯 mind if you look at your watches during class。 I do， however， object to your pounding them on the desk to make sure they鈥榬e still running。鈥�
基本原则
位于吉拉多海角的密苏里东南州立大学有一位我非常喜欢的老师，他奇特的幽默感很是出名。在对一个新生班级讲解他的基本原则时，他说：鈥溛抑牢业慕部慰赡芫；峥菰锓ξ叮宋奚ぃ匀绻忝窃谏峡问笨幢砦也⒉唤橐狻２还壹峋龇炊阅忝墙碓诳巫郎厦颓每此鞘遣皇腔乖谧摺ｂ��
学校缓行
Teacher： Johnny， why are you late for school every morning？
老师：约翰尼，为什么你每天早晨都迟到？
Johnny： Every time I come to the corner， a guidepost says， 鈥楽chool -- Go Slow鈥櫋�
约翰尼：每当我经过学校附近的拐角处，就见路牌上写着鈥樠�-缓行鈥櫋�
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