双语笑话 终身保修

　　终身保修

　　After burying his mother nine months earlier， a client of the local mortuary finally had enough money to purchase the expensive coffin he鈥榙 originally wanted。 So we exhumed the body and transferred his deceased mother into the new steel casket。 鈥淲hat鈥檚 so special about this coffin？鈥� I asked the funeral director。 He replied， 鈥淚t has a lifetime warranty。鈥�

　　在将母亲下葬9个月后，当地殡仪馆的一个客户终于攒够了钱去买那副他早就相中的价值不菲的棺材了。他把母亲的棺材挖了出来，将尸体转移到了那副新的钢制棺材中。鈥溦飧惫撞挠惺裁刺乇穑库�潱�我问葬礼的承办人。他回答说，鈥溦庵止撞闹丈�保修。

　　有人偷了我的钱包

　　How could anyone stoop so low？

　　Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a much beloved， jovial man。 But there was one subject you didn鈥榯 dare discuss in front of him -- his height。 Or， should I say， his lack of it。 One day， he stormed through the door and announced angrily， 鈥淪omeone just picked my pocket！鈥� Most of my fellow waitresses and I were speechless， except for the one who blurted out， 鈥淗ow could anyone stoop so low？鈥�

　　我们的餐厅经理是一位深受大家爱戴，和蔼而又快乐的人。但在他面前有一件事不能提--他的身高。或者，我应该说，他是有点矮！一天，经理怒气冲冲地撞门而入，高声说，

　　鈥溣腥四昧宋业那�包！鈥�

　　我和其她大部女招待都没敢吱声，但有人却蹦出一句话：

　　鈥溎挠腥四芡溲�弯那么低的啊鈥潱�