双语幽默故事 Dog in Heat
A little girl asked her Mom， 鈥淢om， may I take the dog for a walk around the block？鈥�
一个小女孩问她的妈妈，鈥溌杪瑁铱梢源饭啡ソ纸巧⒉铰穑库��
Mom replies， 鈥淣o， because she is in heat。鈥�
妈妈回答说，鈥湶唬蛭行┤取ｂ��
鈥淲hat鈥榮 that mean？鈥� asked the child。
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鈥淕o ask your father鈥潱� answered the mother， 鈥淚 think he鈥榮 in the garage。鈥�
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The little girl goes to the garage and says， 鈥淒ad， may I take Belle for a walk around the block？ I asked Mom， but she said the dog was in heat， and to come to you。鈥�
于是小女孩就去了车库里，说鈥湴职郑铱梢源鳥elle去街角散散步吗？我问了妈妈，但她说狗狗有些热，让我来问问你。鈥�
Dad said， 鈥淏ring Belle over here。鈥� He took a rag， soaked it with gasoline， and scrubbed the dog鈥榮 backside with it and said， 鈥淥kay， you can go now， but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time around the block。鈥�
爸爸说，鈥湴袯elle带过来吧。鈥澦昧烁继酰闷徒缓蟀笤诹斯饭返谋成嫌昧Σ亮瞬凉饭返谋常碘�満昧耍阆衷诳梢匀チ耍堑靡恢蹦米臖elle的皮带，并且只能在街角走一次。鈥�
The little girl left， and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash。 Surprised， Dad asked， 鈥淲here鈥榮 Belle？鈥�
小女孩离开了，几分钟后便回来了，狗没有一起回来。爸爸感到很惊讶，问道，鈥淏elle呢？鈥�
The little girl said， 鈥淪he ran out of gas about halfway down the block， so another dog is pushing her home。鈥�
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